Few kinds of idiots that destroy any forum discussion

Sometimes the cropping makes a difference.

The situation: you're in the real world, talking about something, and then some idiot comes in and throws random trivia in the talk. This attracts other idiots who start to argue about stuff right between the lines of the main conversation, and you are left with them and try to wait until the flame war dies out (preferably with those who started it). But no. Some smart guy once said that there are only few idiots in the world, but they're scattered around so cunningly you'll run into them almost always.
Now, let's see what happens if those idiots finally learn how to use a computer and the Internet.

Artemis Fowl review

There are things that can go in two ways only: be fucked up in a retarded manner, or be one of the few little gems. One of these things is writing a fictional book in a style of a character's biography. Daniel Handler did it well, because he took the guise of Lemony Snicket. Eoin Colfer is doing it wrong, because he took a guise of Eoin Colfer. Granted, Artemis Fowl's concept is pretty good, which portrays the bad guy as the protagonist, but...

Fairies, not Jedis.

Next review: Artemis Fowl

See the title. Also,
FUCKING FAIRIES FUCKING TECHNOLOGY FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD KID WHO WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD!

Instant noodle soup + computers = FAIL (1)

It was a happy, sunny Tuesday. I was happily (read as: I WAS FUCKING PISSED OFF) coming back home, and was about to open cracked.com, where I learn how to write by reading others. But NOOOOO, there had to be trouble. You see, I found out that my computer-stupid mother spilled a shitload of instant noodle soup.

This lil' fucker.

Short Review: Spiderwick Chronicles film

Well, as it turns out, Narnia was not enough, so some assholes decided to rip it off and thus The Spiderwick Chronicles were born. It's about a couple of kids (Narnia knockoff factor = 1) who moved into a new house (Narnia knockoff factor = 2) which is inhabited by some gnome or dwarf or elf or whatever the fuck magical creature. They learn that there's a magical world out there (Narnia knockoff factor = 3), and one day, one of the kids is either lured or captured and dragged into a magical world, and to the villain (Narnia knockoff factor = 4), who is a shape-shifting ogre called Mulgarath.

O RLY?

...so the other kids get their friend/relative back (Narnia knockoff factor = 5), and prepare to fight back the evil forces, with the help of other magical creatures (Narnia knockoff factor = 6). Then they fly on a griffin to a totally cracked up magical dimension where the author of a book of the magical creatures they've been using was. Unable to get out, he gives the kids some advice. They fight Mulgarath and everybody lives happily ever after (Narnia knockoff factor fuck you).

Film review:
Well, it was OK, but if I was to watch  a fucked-up fantasy film, I'd choose Narnia.
My rating: 3.2/5

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Fucked Up Ideas

Cover via Amazon

Indiana Jones, the icon. Since The Raiders of the Lost Ark, it had equal number of fans as Star Wars, maybe because both franchises star Harrison Ford, or maybe because both of them are awesome. George Lucas again shown us how to make a film – and it was not Howard the Duck. Of course, I watched all three of them, and, of course, I thought that it's too bad they won't make another one. That was until 2008, when they announced Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull.
Thus, when the news reached me, I obviously went to the cinema and…

Update on Indy 4 review

I already finished all the text stuff, and cleaned up most of the fucking tag bullshit Word 2007 calls "valid XHTML". Yeah. Valid it is, but shove it up validator's ass! Empty tags, spans instead of paragraphs, just what the fuck is Word doing with the text, HUH?
So I'm done with the review, I'll just prepare the pictures tomorrow and it will be up by tomorrow 1800 hours. I hope.

A new blog has been spawned

Since I'm an orthodox atheist in nature, I like to bash the hell out of religious ideas. And wouldn't you know it, I've created a blog called God Dies Here: lamp-ARR-ski Atheist. Sounds cool? 'Cause it is! Also, that's why I added that "lamp-ARR-ski blognet" thing above the posts. For your convenience, of course.
Indiana Jones review is coming up tomorrow. I promise.